[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (Thousands of times. Maybe 'cause I am one)




[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. ((WHATTHENOWAI! I seriously never knew that...)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x]You have choked on your own spit. (So embarrassing )



[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Haven't seen!)
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling ( >>... )


[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Exams.)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (That's me about 50% the day)
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (I'm a master storyteller)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'(I'm actually quite quiet unless on a few matters)




[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I use my brain!)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (Gnats are evil)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Like sleeping.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (School uniform in the eighth grade. One girl commented on it and I said something about it being the new fashion. Next day three girls had inside out shirts. No joke.)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (How many times have I done this with a pencil.)




[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.(I tilt my head all the time.)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Ouch.)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Not in the ceiling but in the curtains... scary, scary curtains)
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (My brain truly loves me in all matters but spelling)

Total- 20
(Multiply by 4)
GRAND TOTAL- 80% insane